god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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