Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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