with your own penis?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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