the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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