when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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