can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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