just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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