Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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