There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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