You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Found the puke drawer
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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