whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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