So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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