I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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