i permit you to call me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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