...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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