im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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