He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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