the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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