what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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