Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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