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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.

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(562): View more from California

Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler

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(541): View more from Oregon

After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars

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(650): View more from California

its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night

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