do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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