That's intense
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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