Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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