she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My feet surprised me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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