What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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