at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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