Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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