you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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