: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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