Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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