Are we in a gay sports bar?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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