she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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