Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i've created a new STD.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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