normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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