With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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