if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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