We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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