You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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