did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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