dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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