We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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