I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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