I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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