Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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