I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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