So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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