its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
