Buhtt sex?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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