yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Alive.
So much puke
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize