just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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