It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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