whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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