is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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